Let her know if she can please you
She’s eager to please to you
Pitbull heartbreaker
Forced love dictator
Is she as shallow as she seems?
– Sebadoh, “Forced Love”
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This is most likely not about the person one might think it’s about. Unless you happen to be that person, then, yes, it is totally about you. (Butt-covering disclaimer: of course, these are all really about ME.)
31 was a cringeworthy year. One day I might write detailed, self-deprecating, confessional and humiliating essays for each one of these, but only in exchange for monetary compensation. I’m only giving away so much for free.